Tembang Taman Poci

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JAM lima luwih telung puluh menit sore, Lanang Setiawan SMS maring nyong. Unine, “Pak, nyong pan nganterna VCD lagu-lagu tegalan maring umahe sampeyan. Sampeyan ana ning umah”?. Nyong njawab cindek, “Ana”. Lanang SMS maning, “Nyong mana ya”? Nyong mbales, “Aja”. Lanang takon maning, “Sih”?

Mergane wis adan mahrib, SMS Lanang dak enengna bae. Sauwise mahriban nembe nyong njawab, “Mahrib-mahrib ora ilok”. Maca jawaban kaya kuwe, kayonge lanang eram, terus SMS maning. “Idiiih, ganing doktor kaya wong gemiyen, ana ora ilok ana apa”. Karna Lanang ora paham, nyong njelasna. “Bar mahrib kye lagi pada nderes ngaji, dadi aja ngurus VCD ndisit. Tipi bae sing acarane apik-apik kudu dipateni ka”. Nembe Lanang paham, “Owh”.

Ora let suwe, deweke SMS maning. “Yen kaya kuwe bar isya bae ya”? Nyong njawab, “Los, tapi bare isya kye wis pan subuh loh”. Terus jare Lanang, “Idih..idih.. bisane pan subuh”? Batine nyong, ya ora paham maning. Kae ndean pancen wong ora pahaman. Nyong dadine kudu negesna. “Ya iyalah. Bare mahrib kye isya, nah bare isya kye subuh. Angger masih jam 11 bengi, isya kye durung bar, masih bisa sembahyang isya”. Lanang mesih SMS maning. “Kyeh nyong jujur. Angger SMS karo sampeyan nyong pancen keder. Nyong sing goblok, apa pancen sampeyan sing senenge nggawe bingung wong”. Bar kuwe nyong mung SMS, “Ha..ha…ha”.

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Balik sing mesjid solat isya, Lanang dikancani Dhimas Riyanto wis ning arep umah. “Kyeh pak, VCDne. Sampeyan bisa ngerongokena lagu tegalan karo nonton gambare”. Nyong mung nyemauri “Yaul, matur kesuwun”. Bar kuwe Lanang karo Dhimas Riyanto lunga. Karo nyawang gambar lemek VCD, nyong kemutan lagi gawe vidio klipe lagu sing judule taman poci.

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